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Wednesday, June 29, 2005

IM BACK~!

woah woah..so long nv post..so busy and stressed up every lotsa things.. with art, band, housework, schoolwork..so tiring..den n lvl coming..siao liao..haha...recently got a new nickname.. known as HORNY GIRL..got REASON one..1st thing 1st..ive seen it.. the virbrating condom..$9.90..asctually the price stil alright la..nornal condom is around $3.60..ok.. dun go into details..
my sch dat guy zi jian past away..i dun noe him well.. onli noe how he looked like..its in the straits times..cover page.. my school.. den one min of silence..(as expected) he beat up my fren n tio public caning..but newspaper say he help eldery carry groceries..hm.. i was wondering..manage to took pic wif micheal! haha..he so adorable! den shaun came..yandao saw my wallet dat dangling thing..den say wads dat? its my name la.. den he say.. ee..so ugly..den i go kick his ************************.. but miss..of coz..den shaun come also say..haha..den i say fine..den he say "but reali la.. its nice..where u buy it?" den i say "don bluff me! u bad liar" den he say "no realli.. nice..look into my eyes..i din lie..reali nice.." den i tou tou look into his eyes a bit..wah.. yandao..haha..he got nice eyes n eyebrows..no girls can resist it! yandao kept saying im a guy..chicken backside right..
den after sectional yandao ask me wad time go home and stuffs.. den he haven eat..den i pei them eat..haha..there got sebas, yandao, chester, micheal, shaun, siying and me..haha..we chatted dirty in the canteen..toking abt dicks..omg..den chat until half..sebas ask.. WHO STARTED THE TOPIC 1ST ONE AH?! den they all point me..wahahahaha..actually siying also a bit bian tai one..haha.. learn frm royston one la..toking abt length and chester kept asking..is there anything to b consume to let girls horny? wahahahha..shldnt tell u da answer! den tok abt tamptons..den got the string and colour and stuffs..den shaun say wad if the string is glow in the dark! wahahhaha..a klassmate of mine say sperm glow in the dark one..boys..u shld check this out! den micheal canot tahan the dirty chat..den he go put his plate den go sit at another corner..haha..he sec 1 nia..canot let him noe too much..shaun also canot let him noe..den shaun kept saying i very funny..haha..shaun cute manz..he's half phillipines and half chinese..cool huh.. no wonder so yandao..eurasian... =) den he speak chinese so cute..he onli said 3 words.. his chinese name.. coz me and siying ask his chi name..haha..our dirty chat lasted duno how long..and i think we speaked very loud..the whole canteen can agar agar noe wad we chatting about.. we kept saying n luffing.. "WAH!! SO LONG?!" and "nipples stuffs" reali its NC16..
den in the middle of our dirty chat, saw YOU LUN!!!!!!!!!!! he came back from US~! dat women killer..haha..den he din saw me.. i shout.. you lun! den he turn behind.. when i was in front of him..den i say "zhe bian la" den i say "u noe hu i am not" AND HE REMEMBERED! haha..he dare 4get..in irc kept suaning me..den i say he bian yandao liao.. den ivan heard.. in irc and msn kept saying i por yl..wahahhahaha..he jealous dun wan admit..actually i say yl yandao make him happy nia..i din manage to see him clearly..he's gona b in sg for 3 mths.. got summer vacation in US..song right?!
signing off.... ANTI FANNY lOKE, SIM CHEE KUAN, MRS LECISTER...

Thursday, June 09, 2005

RACISM..no no..

A black man walks into a cafe one early morning
and noticed that he was the only black man there.
As he sat down,
he noticed a white man behind him.
The white man said,
"Colored people are notallowed here.
"The black man turned around and stood up.
He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black."
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And you have the nerve to call me colored!!!
"The black man then sat back down
and the whiteman walked away...


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WHO STARTED THE TOPIC 1ST ONE AH?! den they all point me..wahahahaha..actually siying also a bit bian tai one..haha.. learn frm royston one la..toking abt length and chester kept asking..is there anything to b consume to let girls horny? wahahahha..shldnt tell u da answer! den tok abt tamptons..den got the string and colour and stuffs..den shaun say wad if the string is glow in the dark! wahahhaha..a klassmate of mine say sperm glow in the dark one..boys..u shld check this out! den micheal canot tahan the dirty chat..den he go put his plate den go sit at another corner..haha..he sec 1 nia..canot let him noe too much..shaun also canot let him noe..den shaun kept saying i very funny..haha..shaun cute manz..he's half phillipines and half chinese..cool huh.. no wonder so yandao..eurasian... =) den he speak chinese so cute..he onli said 3 words.. his chinese name.. coz me and siying ask his chi name..haha..our dirty chat lasted duno how long..and i think we speaked very loud..the whole canteen can agar agar noe wad we chatting about.. we kept saying n luffing.. "WAH!! SO LONG?!" and "nipples stuffs" reali its NC16.. den in the middle of our dirty chat, saw YOU LUN!!!!!!!!!!! he came back from US~! dat women killer..haha..den he din saw me.. i shout.. you lun! den he turn behind.. when i was in front of him..den i say "zhe bian la" den i say "u noe hu i am not" AND HE REMEMBERED! haha..he dare 4get..in irc kept suaning me..den i say he bian yandao liao.. den ivan heard.. in irc and msn kept saying i por yl..wahahhahaha..he jealous dun wan admit..actually i say yl yandao make him happy nia..i din manage to see him clearly..he's gona b in sg for 3 mths.. got summer vacation in US..song right?! signing off.... ANTI FANNY lOKE, SIM CHEE KUAN, MRS LECISTER... 7:37 pm · Thursday, June 09, 2005 RACISM..no no.. A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him. The white man said, "Colored people are notallowed here. "The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "When I was born I was black," "When I grew up I was black," "When I'm sick I'm black," "When I go in the sun I'm black," "When I'm cold I'm black," "When I die I'll be black." "But you sir..." "When you're born you're pink," "When you grow up you're white," "When you're sick, you're green," "When you go in the sun you turn red," "When you're cold you turn blue," "And when you die you turn purple." "And you have the nerve to call me colored!!! "The black man then sat back down and the whiteman walked away... 6:16 pm ·