Millions long for immortality who don't know what to do on a rainy afternoon.

Wednesday, May 28, 2008

After International Cross Cultural Studies (ICCS) lesson, we were supposed to submit our workbook for checking (whereby most of us didn't complete some of the exercises.)

Then, my German classmate was chiong-ing and writing whatever he can write on the blank pages. So we told him "It's okay. We had a lot of blank pages too."

Reluctantly, he handed in the workbook as the teacher left.

Next moment, he yelled "Wah Lau!"

Our heads turned to him.
He had this funny ang moh accent when he said 'Wah Lau'.

When we were out of the class, he asked "What does 'wah lau' means?"

The first thing which comes to my mind is "Fuck"
But CPR said "It sorta means 'Oh my god.' "

Then, we taught him "Wah Piang".

Lots of project deadlines to meet. That's why I'm here to get my mind free from school work but it's tough because I have this FMA lecture notes right in front of me now. Reminding me that there's a test 2 days later. Wah Lau.

I think it's the time of the year. :)
I got a feeling this time will not last. :(
HAH. Only Nar knows what I meant :)

Sunday, May 18, 2008

THE WEATHER IS ATROCIOUS.

IT IS FKING HOT.

IT IS FKING IMPOSSIBLE TO DO ANYTHING OUTDOOR.

BE IT FKING SPORTS, FKING SIT BY THE BEACH, FKING GO DOWNSTAIRS TO RUN ERRANDS.

I guess if air con aren't invented, most people will die while fking. Most probably due to heatstroke. I greatly appreciate the existence of air con! :) :)

n. An apparatus for controlling, especially lowering, the temperature and humidity of an enclosed space.

AFTER ALL THESE YEARS.

ELIZA PLAYED VOLLEYBALL.

I can't remember the last time I played volleyball. Most probably in my Primary school days.

It was a Friday afternoon. 16 may 2008.

I played with my HS clique (classmates). About 10 of them. :) Loves!
I played barefooted.
I played in skirts.

Lol. There isnt anyone in the sports hall. Except a few ping-pong-ers who left 5 minutes after we started playing.

and I'm rather sure I injured my wrist. It hurts so much whenever I'm typing.

Yay. At least I can hit the ball most of the time.

Yay. Tyng and I no longer need to suntan while they play at Siloso Beach next week. :)

Then, we played captain's ball. Reminds me of my 'good' old days in Secondary School where I intend to jump and smack that BALL but I landed on the ground with my foot twisted to one side. To make it sound less complex and less perplexing, I sprained my ankle. For the first time! That's years back though.

I could remember how I hopped home that day and how RGS piggyback-ed me all the way up to 3rd storey where my class was. Malus.

GGAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!

The second time I sprained my ankle: humiliating. I tried to kick a friend of mine but I fell hard on the ground and sprained my ankle. Sighs. Why did I ever thought of writing it in here?!

Oh ya. I did a ultimately unintelligent thing during that game of captain's ball which made all of us laughed and rolled on the ground. Seriously! I was laughing so hard that I couldnt open my eyes. When I managed to open them, majority of them were lying on the ground, laughing their ass out. This is the first time I experienced and saw "ROFL". Come to think of it, it's hebetudinous.

Hope my wrist will recover by next Friday when we go Sentosa! AHH. Trips to Sentosa seems to be a weekly routine now!

I'm begging you for mercy! Why don't you release me?

Wednesday, May 14, 2008

HUAT AH!

Headed to Sentosa (with clique) to do my NE project and dropped by Treasure Resort for my another project. I have 3 projects on Sentosa! (Tyng finds the tour guide @ Fort Siloso hot.)

Today, met up with Nar after school and she refused to buy standard ticket. So, we took bus 76 to AMK hub.

At the junction, instead of turning left which leads to AMK Hub, it turn right and we were in AMK 600+. Malus.

After lunch at somewhere in AMK, she came over to my house and we FACEBOOK-ED the whole afternoon. I think she's more of a facebook addict than me. At least I don't compare stranger's hotness for 3 hours. To be honest, facebook only last an hour for my case. (This includes all applications, Nar.)

Then she got to know this François ! He's really hot. But I didnt bother to speak to him. Because Nar claims that he belongs to her. HAH! I don't give it a damn!

I'm starting to deplore Janice Law. My Financial Accounting Mgt tutor/lecturer.
"Do you know where you guys are heading?"
"The students in Orlando are suffering now. They had to do housekeeping and they're complaining that it is tough."
"They complained they do not have enough rest and life is so stressful there."
"Now they have pimples all over their faces because of the hectic work life."

Why does she want to discourage us from going Orlando for attachment? Most of us were dying to go to Orlando. Very Badly!

So when our Hospitality Teacher came and we repeated when Janice Law commented. Then, she replied "That's why she's an accountant."

Of course, she explains to us that that is a misconception and rumour. Glad she's my PEM. Not Sand Rat or Janice Law. THANK GOD.

HEE. ORLANDO BLOOM. :)

Oh good. Another Ang Moh joining us for ICCA lessons in June.
Name: Oceane.

Male or Female? HAH. I know the answer. It's in my French textbook! :)

VOJKO. ARE YOU FOR REAL?

doubtso.

Saturday, May 10, 2008

Thou shall not complain the lack of updates.

I lied to mama that I cant go to Dad's workplace to help out because I had to finish my homework today at home. Instead, I did everything but tutorials. I had 3 pieces of Otah for lunch and I think I'm losing my appetite these days!

Had a amazing day on Thursday. I work part time as a helper for mediacorp at Vivo GV. It is an event to publicise the movie "Made of Honor."

A picture worths a thousand words. Now you should know what the story is about.

It was easy money. If only all jobs are that easy!

I just stood around in the Gold Class . This is the Gold Class @ Vivo GV

Inside, there's a lounge.

The person in-charge brought me to one of the room in the Gold Class to wait for the bride to arrive so I can help her with the wedding gown. :) I was so bored in the chio room. I sat on the couch and listened to songs in my handphone. (Currently there are only two song because I have problem transferring songs to my phone.)

Was rather bored and opened the other door and wondered where it leads me to.

This was what I saw!

It's a theatre for VIP! Not very big but ultimately cosy. :)

I was known as the Ring Girl and Muffin Girl since then. There are reasons for it. Hopefully I wont appear in any photos on 8 days magazine.

Oh ya! There's a probability I will be working as server in the upcoming F1 in september! :) School's lobang. HEEE HEEE!

I was browsing for F1 photos and came across this! Omg. Darn Chio!

Alex Choo is my lecturer/tutor. He's one funny guy.

The class was so noisy and my friends and I were discussing about photos of BEFORE and AFTER tummy on the newspaper. Then we talked about Joanne Peh in bikini @ wet market and tikopeks ogling at her (It was on the NewPaper). The Alex said "Alright. Settle down. Stop discussing on tummy."

Huiying: No. We're not discussing about tummy. We're discussing about breast.

Alex: Oh. Breast.

You gotta see his reaction. HAHAHAH. He's a nice guy.

He's married with a 5 year old child? What were you thinking?!

Tomorrow is Mama's Day. It's been years since I bought her a present. Be it on Mama's day, her birthday or Christmas. I was thinking of buying her bird nest and a carnation :)

HA! This is a long post. Anyway, here are some photos I took in class.

Lee GK wants us to draw our own passport :) You are allowed to call yourself "Princess" or whatsoever. I shall just stick to Eliza. :)

Chiwawa and 'Gorgeous'.

Having NE lesson at that big big lecture hall!

Friday, May 02, 2008

Virgin experiences

ELIZA SHARES WITH YOU

HER VIRGIN EXPERIENCES!

This week, millions of things happened. :)
Something is missing this week.
TENNIS.

Tuesday

ELIZA'S VIRGIN FRENCH LESSON
My french class is 01.
6 students from my class were in french-01. :) YingYan was in the same class as me too!

What we expected: From the name from the timetable, a chinese teacher will be expected. AWW. No more french teacher!

What we were greeted by: Old, balding, male hongkee :( :( :( :(

He talks about:

Russian, Dennish, Finnish
The history of bullet train and that the one in France (or some european country) travels at 300km/hr and the one in Japan travels at 350km/hr.
English words which are actually french words e.g. Entrepreneur, avenue, whatthefuck.

He only starter teaching us A,B,C after 90 minutes of INTRODUCTION!

Then the French teacher of class French-02 came over to our class to speak to our old Hongkee. She's an ang moh! When they communicated in French, we were somehow amused. HAH!

Comment allez vous :)

Wednesday

ELIZA'S VIRGIN LECTURE IN LTC!!!! (a.k.a Lecture Theatre C)

It took up 2 storeys and the stairs are REALLY STEEP! I know I sound SUA GU. But it's my first time attending lesson in LTC! Same lecture hall as James Ang Sia Jia! HAH! But he sat all the way on the first row while I'm at 1 and a half storey above him.

"SWAN" was in the same hall too! I think he's too perfect. But not my type.

He has a good body. OMG.
He is good looking
He is fashionable but not overboard
He is rich
He owns a car
He is single
He has good personality
He is straight

I got very excited when I'm at LTC. But this National Education module only consist of one lecture. AHHH! Why only one?!

Still on wednesday,

ELIZA'S VIRGIN LESSON WITH ANG MOHS!

I had this module known as Intercultural smth smth. ICCA la. In the middle of the lesson, CPR whispered to me "Why do I see a JIN TOU FA (golden hair) sitting in front?"

I replied "Are you sure there's only one?"

CPR: "Why are so many JIN TOU FA in our lecture?"

Then we had tutorial with 3 ang mohs. A guy from 4got where, two girls, one from France, one from Finland. Maybe the Finnish girl's English werent good. That's why we find her ignorant.

Ms Elinda Gan: State 10 things that you and your group members have in common.

My grp consist of Mastura, Nadia, Wenlin and Shereen :)

Next, state one thing unique about yourself and present it, without revealing the name. Shereen is a dragonboater and is afraid of sea!

Natalie is a national golfer and is allergic to grass!

Khrisha used to have a dream of becoming a farmer!

Wednesday Night.

ELIZA'S VIRGIN NIGHT @ MOS!

I had a shitty day because I keep DB-ing all day now. A bit of LS too.

It's very hard to put it into words because I have to demo to you how some guys dances.

Ok. One of them, we call him the Red Lacoste Polo Guy. Major turn-off.

HOW HE DANCES: It's like Mr Bean dance without popping your ass out. Vigorously. Hardcore 'grinder'. Grinds everyone in front of him.

Skip that TWO LOST ANG MOH part.

The club was FUCKING CROWDED LARH! Major reason: It's labour day the next day. At some point of time, we dont even have space to move. You just feel dicks all around you. Sighs.

Eyecandy for the night: Male in white. Standing at 185cm. Features which reminds me of Daryl Pan. (Who is Daryl Pan? Check out Cleo 50 Elligible Bachelors 2007.) Gentleman as he doesnt grind and I pray hard he isnt gay.

Standing at 170cm++,

30% are below 165cm.

50% ranges from 165cm to 174cm.

20% (remaining) are 175 and above.

It's time for me to get a 185cm boyfriend! HAH!

Many things happened. Maybe you can approach me to find out what actually happened. Or go to TanWoanTyng's blog. http://queendramatismo.blogspot.com/ where she will talk about a group of bitches who wants to find trouble with us and they are actually friends of that GENTLEMAN IN WHITE! and the GENTLEMAN IN WHITE told her not stop doing THAT to us. :) Nope. No catfights. Her blog is really interesting. Just read it. And continue reading my blog alright?!

Oh one more thing. Her 'liz' in her blog aint me. I'm known as 'ZA'. Oh well!

I'm still in holiday mood.


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Then, my German classmate was chiong-ing and writing whatever he can write on the blank pages. So we told him "It's okay. We had a lot of blank pages too." Reluctantly, he handed in the workbook as the teacher left. Next moment, he yelled "Wah Lau!" Our heads turned to him. He had this funny ang moh accent when he said 'Wah Lau'. When we were out of the class, he asked "What does 'wah lau' means?" The first thing which comes to my mind is "Fuck" But CPR said "It sorta means 'Oh my god.' " Then, we taught him "Wah Piang". Lots of project deadlines to meet. That's why I'm here to get my mind free from school work but it's tough because I have this FMA lecture notes right in front of me now. Reminding me that there's a test 2 days later. Wah Lau. I think it's the time of the year. :) I got a feeling this time will not last. :( HAH. Only Nar knows what I meant :) 5:30 pm · Sunday, May 18, 2008 THE WEATHER IS ATROCIOUS. IT IS FKING HOT. IT IS FKING IMPOSSIBLE TO DO ANYTHING OUTDOOR. BE IT FKING SPORTS, FKING SIT BY THE BEACH, FKING GO DOWNSTAIRS TO RUN ERRANDS. I guess if air con aren't invented, most people will die while fking. Most probably due to heatstroke. I greatly appreciate the existence of air con! :) :) n. An apparatus for controlling, especially lowering, the temperature and humidity of an enclosed space. AFTER ALL THESE YEARS. ELIZA PLAYED VOLLEYBALL. I can't remember the last time I played volleyball. Most probably in my Primary school days. It was a Friday afternoon. 16 may 2008. I played with my HS clique (classmates). About 10 of them. :) Loves! I played barefooted. I played in skirts. Lol. There isnt anyone in the sports hall. Except a few ping-pong-ers who left 5 minutes after we started playing. and I'm rather sure I injured my wrist. It hurts so much whenever I'm typing. Yay. At least I can hit the ball most of the time. Yay. Tyng and I no longer need to suntan while they play at Siloso Beach next week. :) Then, we played captain's ball. Reminds me of my 'good' old days in Secondary School where I intend to jump and smack that BALL but I landed on the ground with my foot twisted to one side. To make it sound less complex and less perplexing, I sprained my ankle. For the first time! That's years back though. I could remember how I hopped home that day and how RGS piggyback-ed me all the way up to 3rd storey where my class was. Malus. GGAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!! The second time I sprained my ankle: humiliating. I tried to kick a friend of mine but I fell hard on the ground and sprained my ankle. Sighs. Why did I ever thought of writing it in here?! Oh ya. I did a ultimately unintelligent thing during that game of captain's ball which made all of us laughed and rolled on the ground. Seriously! I was laughing so hard that I couldnt open my eyes. When I managed to open them, majority of them were lying on the ground, laughing their ass out. This is the first time I experienced and saw "ROFL". Come to think of it, it's hebetudinous. Hope my wrist will recover by next Friday when we go Sentosa! AHH. Trips to Sentosa seems to be a weekly routine now! I'm begging you for mercy! Why don't you release me? 11:02 am · Wednesday, May 14, 2008 HUAT AH! Headed to Sentosa (with clique) to do my NE project and dropped by Treasure Resort for my another project. I have 3 projects on Sentosa! (Tyng finds the tour guide @ Fort Siloso hot.) Today, met up with Nar after school and she refused to buy standard ticket. So, we took bus 76 to AMK hub. At the junction, instead of turning left which leads to AMK Hub, it turn right and we were in AMK 600+. Malus. After lunch at somewhere in AMK, she came over to my house and we FACEBOOK-ED the whole afternoon. I think she's more of a facebook addict than me. At least I don't compare stranger's hotness for 3 hours. To be honest, facebook only last an hour for my case. (This includes all applications, Nar.) Then she got to know this François ! He's really hot. But I didnt bother to speak to him. Because Nar claims that he belongs to her. HAH! I don't give it a damn! I'm starting to deplore Janice Law. My Financial Accounting Mgt tutor/lecturer. "Do you know where you guys are heading?" "The students in Orlando are suffering now. They had to do housekeeping and they're complaining that it is tough." "They complained they do not have enough rest and life is so stressful there." "Now they have pimples all over their faces because of the hectic work life." Why does she want to discourage us from going Orlando for attachment? Most of us were dying to go to Orlando. Very Badly! So when our Hospitality Teacher came and we repeated when Janice Law commented. Then, she replied "That's why she's an accountant." Of course, she explains to us that that is a misconception and rumour. Glad she's my PEM. Not Sand Rat or Janice Law. THANK GOD. HEE. ORLANDO BLOOM. :) Oh good. Another Ang Moh joining us for ICCA lessons in June. Name: Oceane. Male or Female? HAH. I know the answer. It's in my French textbook! :) VOJKO. ARE YOU FOR REAL? doubtso. 8:27 pm · Saturday, May 10, 2008 :) Thou shall not complain the lack of updates. I lied to mama that I cant go to Dad's workplace to help out because I had to finish my homework today at home. Instead, I did everything but tutorials. I had 3 pieces of Otah for lunch and I think I'm losing my appetite these days! Had a amazing day on Thursday. I work part time as a helper for mediacorp at Vivo GV. It is an event to publicise the movie "Made of Honor." A picture worths a thousand words. Now you should know what the story is about. It was easy money. If only all jobs are that easy! I just stood around in the Gold Class . This is the Gold Class @ Vivo GV Inside, there's a lounge. The person in-charge brought me to one of the room in the Gold Class to wait for the bride to arrive so I can help her with the wedding gown. :) I was so bored in the chio room. I sat on the couch and listened to songs in my handphone. (Currently there are only two song because I have problem transferring songs to my phone.) Was rather bored and opened the other door and wondered where it leads me to. This was what I saw!It's a theatre for VIP! Not very big but ultimately cosy. :) I was known as the Ring Girl and Muffin Girl since then. There are reasons for it. Hopefully I wont appear in any photos on 8 days magazine. Oh ya! There's a probability I will be working as server in the upcoming F1 in september! :) School's lobang. HEEE HEEE! I was browsing for F1 photos and came across this! Omg. Darn Chio! Alex Choo is my lecturer/tutor. He's one funny guy. The class was so noisy and my friends and I were discussing about photos of BEFORE and AFTER tummy on the newspaper. Then we talked about Joanne Peh in bikini @ wet market and tikopeks ogling at her (It was on the NewPaper). The Alex said "Alright. Settle down. Stop discussing on tummy." Huiying: No. We're not discussing about tummy. We're discussing about breast. Alex: Oh. Breast. You gotta see his reaction. HAHAHAH. He's a nice guy. He's married with a 5 year old child? What were you thinking?! Tomorrow is Mama's Day. It's been years since I bought her a present. Be it on Mama's day, her birthday or Christmas. I was thinking of buying her bird nest and a carnation :) HA! This is a long post. Anyway, here are some photos I took in class. Lee GK wants us to draw our own passport :) You are allowed to call yourself "Princess" or whatsoever. I shall just stick to Eliza. :) Chiwawa and 'Gorgeous'. Having NE lesson at that big big lecture hall! 5:17 pm · Friday, May 02, 2008 Virgin experiences ELIZA SHARES WITH YOU HER VIRGIN EXPERIENCES! This week, millions of things happened. :) Something is missing this week. TENNIS. Tuesday ELIZA'S VIRGIN FRENCH LESSON My french class is 01. 6 students from my class were in french-01. :) YingYan was in the same class as me too! What we expected: From the name from the timetable, a chinese teacher will be expected. AWW. No more french teacher! What we were greeted by: Old, balding, male hongkee :( :( :( :( He talks about: Russian, Dennish, Finnish The history of bullet train and that the one in France (or some european country) travels at 300km/hr and the one in Japan travels at 350km/hr. English words which are actually french words e.g. Entrepreneur, avenue, whatthefuck. He only starter teaching us A,B,C after 90 minutes of INTRODUCTION! Then the French teacher of class French-02 came over to our class to speak to our old Hongkee. She's an ang moh! When they communicated in French, we were somehow amused. HAH! Comment allez vous :) Wednesday ELIZA'S VIRGIN LECTURE IN LTC!!!! (a.k.a Lecture Theatre C) It took up 2 storeys and the stairs are REALLY STEEP! I know I sound SUA GU. But it's my first time attending lesson in LTC! Same lecture hall as James Ang Sia Jia! HAH! But he sat all the way on the first row while I'm at 1 and a half storey above him. "SWAN" was in the same hall too! I think he's too perfect. But not my type. He has a good body. OMG. He is good looking He is fashionable but not overboard He is rich He owns a car He is single He has good personality He is straight I got very excited when I'm at LTC. But this National Education module only consist of one lecture. AHHH! Why only one?! Still on wednesday, ELIZA'S VIRGIN LESSON WITH ANG MOHS! I had this module known as Intercultural smth smth. ICCA la. In the middle of the lesson, CPR whispered to me "Why do I see a JIN TOU FA (golden hair) sitting in front?" I replied "Are you sure there's only one?" CPR: "Why are so many JIN TOU FA in our lecture?" Then we had tutorial with 3 ang mohs. A guy from 4got where, two girls, one from France, one from Finland. Maybe the Finnish girl's English werent good. That's why we find her ignorant. Ms Elinda Gan: State 10 things that you and your group members have in common. My grp consist of Mastura, Nadia, Wenlin and Shereen :) Next, state one thing unique about yourself and present it, without revealing the name. Shereen is a dragonboater and is afraid of sea! Natalie is a national golfer and is allergic to grass! Khrisha used to have a dream of becoming a farmer! Wednesday Night. ELIZA'S VIRGIN NIGHT @ MOS! I had a shitty day because I keep DB-ing all day now. A bit of LS too. It's very hard to put it into words because I have to demo to you how some guys dances. Ok. One of them, we call him the Red Lacoste Polo Guy. Major turn-off. HOW HE DANCES: It's like Mr Bean dance without popping your ass out. Vigorously. Hardcore 'grinder'. Grinds everyone in front of him. Skip that TWO LOST ANG MOH part. The club was FUCKING CROWDED LARH! Major reason: It's labour day the next day. At some point of time, we dont even have space to move. You just feel dicks all around you. Sighs. Eyecandy for the night: Male in white. Standing at 185cm. Features which reminds me of Daryl Pan. (Who is Daryl Pan? Check out Cleo 50 Elligible Bachelors 2007.) Gentleman as he doesnt grind and I pray hard he isnt gay. Standing at 170cm++, 30% are below 165cm. 50% ranges from 165cm to 174cm. 20% (remaining) are 175 and above. It's time for me to get a 185cm boyfriend! HAH! Many things happened. Maybe you can approach me to find out what actually happened. Or go to TanWoanTyng's blog. http://queendramatismo.blogspot.com/ where she will talk about a group of bitches who wants to find trouble with us and they are actually friends of that GENTLEMAN IN WHITE! and the GENTLEMAN IN WHITE told her not stop doing THAT to us. :) Nope. No catfights. Her blog is really interesting. Just read it. And continue reading my blog alright?! Oh one more thing. Her 'liz' in her blog aint me. I'm known as 'ZA'. Oh well! I'm still in holiday mood. 5:24 pm ·