Testing the Instant Camera.

At work.

Cheryl and I.

The Company Dinner
[Not all photos uploaded.]
The theme was formal/masquerade.
Everyone had to wear a mask.
If you don't the committees will draw a mask on your face.




Alvin, Michael, Cheryl and I (my lunchmates) bought the same mask.
For $2.90 each.





It's just a simple white half covered mask.





Cheryl - betrayer. Because she changed her mask.
Left Alvin, Michael and Me the only white mask.




From left, Michael, Alvin, Robin from Shanghai, Me, Cheryl, Shirley, Sorry-I'm-bad-at-names, Jess, Jasmine.
Jasmine's mask cost her $20!

Masquerade was fun.
You get to see many people with their gorgeous mask.






Because of my sunburnt and peeling back, I had to put on a shawl.





I got so f'ked up when I know I wasn't sitting with my friends from my department.
I was seated with the others.
So I kept smsing "FUCK FUCK FUCK!"
while acting as if i was enjoying myself.



Thank god Jasmine was there.
I sat beside her too.
At least I knew her slightly better from the rest.
We chatted a lot. Yeah. \/





My name was there!



The bigger chopsticks is for YU SHENG!



The dinner invited staff, managers, directors from other countries too.
about 70 people attended the dinner.
Lotsa angmors,
lotsa honkies,
Taiwanese,
Chinese from China,
and I don't know where.







The food was nice.
Shark's fins,
Black pepper scallop,
Drunkard Prawns.
WOOT~!





Red wine for me please!
The wine for the night is sponsored by my boss.
Each bottle cost around $100 bucks.








I don't know why.
I was somehow touched when my lunchmates came over to my table from the other end of the room to look for me.
Alvin brought some wine for me.
Then Jasmine said "No No! Underage! Don't let her drink! Not good!"
Then protect me.
Haha..
My lunchmates, A, M and C still kept cheers-ing me.
*KINK*KINK*KINK*





"Drink Drink!"








We were really occupied.
Many many games.







I went up stage on the 1st game =X







How the game was played:

1. Firstly, each of us have a packet of oranges on our seats. (It's Chinese New Year you see)
2. From the packet of oranges, there is a piece of poker card, cut into half.
3. Look around for the other half from other people.
4. Then chiong to the stage!

I was looking..

3 of hearts..

3 of hearts........

THERE! 3 OF HEARTS!

IT'S JOHN!

MY BOSS!

Then he was like..

"OH THERE !!"

"3 OF HEARTS!"

You know ang mors are very.. erm.. expressive?

Then faster grab me up to stage.

Wearing short dress and CHIONG-ING!

Next. You are given 45 seconds to discuss and know each other's interests, likes, hates, everything about your partner.

I know John likes seafood because he everytime blanja us seafood.

I think he misheard me and thought I said he like spicy food.

Well, he loves spicy food.

*THIS POST IS GETTING BORING*

*I CAN'T HELP BUT TO YAWN AND TYPE AT THE SAME TIME.*

So.. blah blah blah.

As everyone at the dinner is above 21, (except me)

DIRTY TALK is a sure-thing.

There came a man, who dressed up like a woman.

I've forgotten what's that called.

He then dance sexily and seduce the innocent men in the room.

I find out he likes to seduce those men with their wives beside them.

HE tries to speak like woman.

After his dance across the ballroom, he went up stage and entertained us.

(Wow.)

There came the dirty talk.

He spoke about the woman's 5 __________(I've forgotten what word she had used) parts.

Not forgetting the 6 man's ________(I've forgotten the word too. Something to do with vulnerable? or was it something to do with precious?) parts.

The woman's mouth is used for deep throat and stuffs. Woah.

Lotsa dirty stuffs.

Condoms and stuffs.

Very humourous..

Made everyone in the ballroom laughed till... ________(fill in the blanks)

He picked 4 guys up to the stage and ask for their age and name.

One of the ang mor who is about 40 yrs old.

When he asks for his age, he said "TWENTY-ONE"

Main Entry: trans·ves·tite
Pronunciation: tran(t)s-'ves-"tIt, tranz-
Function: noun
: a person and especially a male who adopts the dress and often the behavior typical of the opposite sex especially for purposes of emotional or sexual gratification.

So, That transvestite pause for a moment and said "OH!! TWENTY-ONE INCH!"

Then he makes those animal sound. You know.

Another Ang mor, who is quite handsome, the transvestite went up to him and look at him in the eyes.

Then he "OHHH~~OHH~~SO HANDSOME~~"

Then he look down his **** and shouted "DOWN! DOWN!" (while whacking his ****)

Alvin was picked by that MAN to do the pole dance and nutcracker on stage.

weeeeeeeeeeeee

See. Everyone's so attentive when it's DIRTY TALK TIME.

Cheryl was made to dance with one erm.. big size, fleshy guy.

It's like..

THE BIG PANTS DANCE.

After the dinner, Cheryl complained that that fat ass's ass kept knocking into hers.

Aiyo.

After the dinner, the ballroom became a disco.

Those lightings and stuffs.

Then Alvin wanted me to drink again.

Think he's a bit drunk.

But he claimed he isn't.

Heck care him.

He told me Cheryl and Shirley waiting for me to go home.

Then, I'm home.

20 more days to my last day in Imperial Tobacco~!

CHALET!

CHALET!

CHALET!

CHALET!

CHALET!
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CHALET!
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CHALET!

Remember it was raining heavily on Teacher's Day 2006?

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