Millions long for immortality who don't know what to do on a rainy afternoon.

Monday, February 23, 2009

I'm kinda excited about my attachment and meanwhile, worried about the black heels I need to wear for 7 or 8 hours a day. OUCH.

After the briefing and signing of contract and uniform measurements @ the hotel,

The 5 of us, Nadia, Irene, Jesslyn and Arthur went for Medical Checkup at nearby clinic.

Jesslyn is a very friendly girl and Arthur is a bit shy.

Those assigned to work in F&B had to take a jab and Jesslyn keep reminding them. the Tyroid jab needle is very thick! No! The needle is very long! It terrifies Arthur, Nadia and Irene. HAH.

After we waited for Arthur (the last) to finish his medical checkup, we weren't aware that all of us can actually leave the medical center. Instead, we were all reading magazines until I looked up and asked "Why are we still here?"

Nice to have these 4 people as my colleagues! :D
BUT! My workplace will be at the 1st floor while the rest will be at 7th floor. It's kinda weird when their concerige is at 1st floor and front office at 7th floor.

Then Nadia and Irene told me, "All the best with you and that black man." It is because the staff at the conceirge is a middle age uncle with super black face. Looks slightly scary.

MAC FOR LUNCH! - budget and Halal lunch @ Liang Court.

Nadia is a super funny person. She almost made me splash out my drink from my mouth. Irene laughed till she couldn't speak. Had lotsa fun :D

THEN! We spot local celebrities. The table we're seated faces the escalator going to basement.

Irene saw Pan Ling Ling and another female Mediacorp artiste. The one who endorsed SlimFit. Big neh neh one (Smth smth Fang). They were together and traveled down the escalator.

15 mins later, at the same spot, Irene suddenly shouted in the midst of our conversation "PIERRE PNG!" Nadia and I turned our heads and OH! he was with Andrea de Cruz :D

Rain started pouring on our way to Clarke Quay MRT station. Thank god there are BIG BIG UMBRELLAS like THIS.

We were so bored.

So bored.

So bored.

See the heavy pour and the staircase! There's a mini waterfall :D

WE WERE JUST A BRIDGE AWAY FROM OUR DESTINATION!!!!!!!!!!!

So bored.

So bored.

Managed to cross the bridge and meet up with Clar and Nar @ Orchard :D:D:D

Couldn't stop laughing with these 3 girls.

Nar dresses kinda gothic and reminds us of Adam's Family.

Clar snorts. Thus, pig :D

After 'shopping' at town, they were very eager to come my house for chit chat and movie.

They are morons indeed. HAH.

Watched Good Luck Chuck (yes. again) - it's a nice show :D American Pie(s)'s storyline is kinda meaningless.

After this photo, Nar suddenly smack me hard on my lips and I was really shock. My virgin kiss to a girl! OH! So traumatized.

Love ya C.A!

I'm going to KL in less than 24 hours time! :D Just a short getaway to 'reward' myself after my exams. Goodbye peeps. MWAHHHHHHHHH.

Sunday, February 22, 2009

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GAGA FEVER

The first time I saw her MV was when Narisa send me the video of her Official Music Video, Poker Face. She kissed Chace Crawford PASSIONATELY! I screamed my lungs out at the moment and my mum asked me what happened. Then, I showed her.

That is the point of time I really hated her until she performed in one of the Miss Universe (or something). She performed JUST DANCE. :D

POKER FACE MV - Where she kissed Chace Crawford in white boxers. Just white boxers.

She's very talented and she writes almost all the songs in the albums and the beats to it.
She also writes song of Pussycat Dolls Songs. And some Britney songs too? I think.

She's unique and I think she reminds me of a combination of Britney spears and Gwen Stefani.
I'm currently loving the song, Love Game by Lady GAGA.

I love the beat to the song. The lyrics are dirty and kinda cool. :D

For your information, Disco stick is a penis.

Yesterday after a day helping out at my dad's workplace, Gab joined us for dinner. It was another last minute decision. He was all sweaty after a game of badminton with this extra large T-shirt and unstyled hair.

I repeat. Gab joined US for dinner.
us = Brother and Daddy.

OMG! My dad and gab has two common topics.

Buddhism
Army

They talk and talk and talk while Bro and I listen and occasionally stared into the space.

On the car, Gab uses an example to illustrate the coldness of the weather in certain part of China.

He told daddy "It's so cold that when you pee, your pee freezes."

Thursday, February 19, 2009

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ELIZA IS EMPLOYED AS A CONCIERGE.

A RESPONSIBILITIES OF A CONCIERGE ARE....

In hotels, a concierge assists guests with various tasks like making restaurant reservations, arranging for spa services, recommending nightclubs, finding escorts, procurement of tickets to special events and assisting with various travel arrangements and tours of interesting places to visit.

In upscale establishments, a concierge is often expected to "achieve the impossible", dealing with any request a guest may have, no matter how strange, relying on an extensive list of personal contacts with various local merchants and service providers.

Adapted from: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Concierge

Out of 10 guests, I bet 9 and half will request for nightclub recommendations because the hotel is located in clarke quay :D

I'm really glad I didn't got into housekeeping and I prayed SOOOOOO hard that I will not be assigned to housekeeping. It's not because I hate housekeeping. It's because I had a really bad dream about housekeeping.

I dreamt I was in housekeeping department and there was a murder in the hotel.

The murderer gave clue that he's murdering someone tonight. The hotel staff did not manage to find which room the murder is held.

After he murdered (his girlfriend), he send to the front office the photos of the chopped hand of a woman, a woman's head, dissected body.

After that, we manage to locate the room. The murderer left. As a housekeeper, I dreamt I had to clear up the mess. There were blood and bunches of hair all over. Then, I woke up.

My mum once told me not to place your hands on your tummy when you're sleeping. You will have a nightmare. (That's what my grandmother told my mother) Indeed. When I woke up, my hand was placed right on top of my tummy.

OMG. SO EERIE.

____________________

Today, I went to Geylang with Gab and Iris (Gab's classmate) joined us last minute. We only stopped by 2 food stalls in Geylang.

Yong He Beancurd and YouTiao. :D

Iris and I love the Taiwan Mee Sua.

The saltish beancurd which Gab recommended doesn't suit my tastebud.

The Xiao Long Bao is not recommended.. Awful I should say.

Gab said: Another way to spot prostitutes: They carry umbrella.

VERDICT: Not recommended.

2. FERMENTED BEANCURD. A.k.a Chou Tou Foo.

I was here the first time with my poly clique :D Iris took the guts to gobble one piece and without hesitation, she shouted "AUNTY! ONE GREEN TEA! FASTER!"

It smells like shit but it's so crispy on the outside and soft on the inside. So juicy. Love it.
Fried pork intestine? It's really delicious. Some of you might go EWWWWWWWWW.

But it taste better than the toufu.

This person twisted the straw till it looks like a Question Mark. Sighs.

VERDICT: COME COME COME! Lorong 30+.

After the meal, we were so bloated and dropped by the Adult Shop in Geylang. Pretty fixtures and coloured walls weren't present. It look like a have-yet-renovated shop. But the variety of sex toys are wider than the variety in Condom Shop @ Lucky Plaza. The sales girl was very open with her choice of language and words. The only staff in the Adult shop.

For instance, there is this man in shades wanting to know more about the product and the salesgirl will say

"This is for nipple suction."

"Oh. This is for the penis."

"This helps to stimulate the clit by doing this. (she demostrates (not on herself) )"

When Gab and I took up this metal thing which looks like a penis but much heavier, we were wondering what it was and without hesitation, the helpful salesgirl assisted us

Sales girl: This is for anal.

Eliza: Why is it so heavy?

Sales girl: These are usually for gays. Gays like it heavy. Girls can use it too.

Then Iris came over and held the metal "ROD". (Boy it IS heavy.)

Unlike the shop in Orchard, there's this basket with vibrators and other toys and loose batteries which allow product demostration where customers can have hands-on opportunity to examine and touch the product. Gab placed the battery inside and switched on the vibrator and watches it swirl and vibrate. Then I stared at it too. Then Iris stared at it too. Kinda cool. It's purple and has lights. *ZEET ZEET*

My maid told me she vaccumed a lizard at her ex-employer house. LMAO.

Monday, February 16, 2009

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Siblings?

YOU ARE SO WRONG.

Alfie Patten, 13 year old, spent a night with his 15 year old girlfriend and the baby he's holding is his daughter.

As the 2nd youngest father in UK (The first was 12)

Particularly as he looks about eight and his voice hasn't broken. It is interesting to see what kind of families these kids come from.

Turns out Patten's dad is a father of nine who got two women pregnant at the same time. He later married another woman, cheated on her several times and then left her for Patten's mum ( pictured below), then left her for a teen friend of one of his daughters, who he now lives with. Alfie’s half-sister Jade, 19 also had a child when she was 13.

Now that his 13 year old son is a dad, Dennis Patten wants to make a quick buck. He and his former wife are fighting to sell their sons story to the papers without each others knowledge.

Dennis, who abandoned his kids for his various partners reportedly said: ‘I’m taking Alfie to London with me. I want to sell his story because I’ve heard people can get us loads of money for Alfie’s story".

Dennis Paton's mother, Susan, said she was loath to talk about her new granddaughter – because she did not want to "interfere with my son’s business interests".

The one on the right is the mother of the child.

The mother wasn't the 'star' of this incident as being pregnant at the age of 15 is considered fairly ordinary in UK.

The shy lad, whose voice has not yet broken and looks like an 8 year old said:

“I thought it would be good to have a baby."

“I didn’t think about how we would afford it. I don’t really get pocket money. My dad sometimes gives me £10.”

Wow. What's with this world? Thankfully Singaporeans don't (usually) practice such thing at such a tender age. I LOVE SINGAPORE.

I LOVE LEE KUAN YEW.

Sources:
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2233878.ece
http://big-news.blogspot.com/2009/02/child-dad-and-his-childish-dad.html

Sunday, February 15, 2009

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After all my 20 years, this is the first time I officially celebrated Valentine's Day.

It was 14th February 2009.

We met each other at greeted each other in sync "Happy Valentine's Day!"

Movies and Dinners are dull. I rejected my Plan A and head with Plan B :D

The night before it, I couldn't sleep well because I'm worried my plan on Valentine's Day wouldn't work.

Well, it didn't turn out perfect as planned but to me, it's perfect.

and Plan B was...................................................

SENTOSAAAAAAAA

(you must be thinking "Chey")

MEOW.

Check out his sleeves. It ought to be up in 2009 spring fashion.

My omnia camera is damn good. Those photos which are not so clear are from his handphone. :D
MORE FLOWERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I know he has this born-Ah-Beng-face. Please TOLERATE. He said "blame his parents"

Everytime we go to Sentosa, he will shout like a kid

"I WANT TO PLAY LUGE!" x 100 times

So here we are. Sky ride and he's afraid of heights. I love to shake the bench vigorously and see his facial expression.

We took off our slippers and couldn't stop swinging our legs :D

Try this next time you're on Sky Ride. Very shiok.
PST! His hairy legs can trap insects.

The picture taken from the camera hanging in the middle of nowhere.

He wins me @ luge again. We look like construction workers. Cool eh?

NEXT DESTINATION.
Siloso Beach.

He was supposed to dig for his presents in the sand. :D

Dig and dig.

Then he got distracted as a bikini girl walks past

" Damn! She's attached" he mumbled and continue searching.
He found "Part 1" of his present and is entitled to a free massage with massage oil!

Dipping into the waters of Siloso Beach was a last minute idea and I brought my brother's pants for him. Candid Shot :D

What I've planned initially was to have picnic by the beach. I wonder if Pizzahut delivers to Sentosa. After being put on hold by the PizzaHut operator for 51 decades, we decided to pop into a restaurant in Vivocity to fill our stomach.

It's frogging Valentine's Day ('Frogging' to replace the 'F' word)

and it's frogging a Saturday night

and it's frogging at Vivocity.

Every restaurant has a frogging queue.

I wouldn't want to have my Valentine Dinner at the frogging Burger King and .....................

POOF!

We're at Sakae Sushi @ J8 :D Efficient Staff I must say. Pasta in Sakae Sushi!

Another candid. This person usually have nothing to do after he finishes his meal but to daydream and to constantly remind me to eat faster.

This person is so annoying.

This person took the napkin which he wiped his entire oily face and then wiped my mouth.

This person makes me embarrass in public.

This person sings loudly in public and when I use my fingers to "kiap" his lips, he makes a funny sound.

This person burps in my face often.

This person fart in my face once awhile.

and DAMN!

W.A.L!

Friday, February 13, 2009

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HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY

EVERYONE.

For the singles, REFER TO MY ARCHIVES on 14 FEBRUARY 2008.

Trust me, it's NEVER miserable to be unattached.
You have FREEDOM.
It's not as if being attached means FREEDOM-LESS. It depends if your other half is too possessive. Well, I'm experiencing freedom though. <3 color="#ff0000">Orchard ION. After my LAST PAPER (Human Resource) today!

When I stepped into the examination hall, I was ultimately excited.
I saw James walked in and I tried hard to get his attention to say 'HI!' then give that spastic smile. His response was "WHAT THE HELL DOES THIS GIRL WANTS?"
Then, Yiyan entered the examination hall and I also managed to get her attention and waved frantically.

Eliza and her OMNIA Camera and her photographic skills.

I went to the Condom Shop @ Lucky Plaza again today. Well, it's valentine's day the next day!

The first time I entered was 2 years back. I spent 10 seconds there because my friends (KENNY AND THE REST) were very shy and quickly stepped out of the shop.

This time, I went there alone because ONE WHITE PERSON has this GIN-NA face and didn't enter.

From the cleo magazine few years back, it says vibrator costs $30 to $300 dollars. I know I'm slow but at the condom shop at Lucky Plaza, it costs $79 to $100+. Cheat my feelings. I bought something from there. Nothing related to sex or masturbation though. It's something clean which I can show my parents without getting disowned . (I think)

SHOPPING AGAIN and there goes my $100 over dollars. :( *Flap Flap Flap* goes my money.

In the evening, Gabriel (I shan't call you ShitFace on this special day), Superwhite and Jia yi came over to my house. They look busy. I will disclose what they are doing in the next post. It's CONFIDENTIAL for the time being.

*DING DONG* goes my doorbell.

My sister's valentine's roses.

My wu-lai-fuo-zhang. On Gab's back.

Buddhist something PALM.

Another random note which happens also on 13th Feb.
EH? What is this cute elephant here? The artist must be intelligent, filal, gorgeous, caring, thoughtful, sociable, lovable.

and ANOTHER ANOTHER random note which also happens on 13th feb:)

Here's my dad, kneeling in front of my mum who was watching the TV and my Sis' bouquet of roses.

It's valentine's day today. (Since it's 1am now) I really think my plans for Valentine's Day suck.

ALRIGHT> Last minute plans for tomorrow. Hope it'll turn out well.

Happy Valentine's Day Mluv.

W.A.L

I love you.


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OUCH. After the briefing and signing of contract and uniform measurements @ the hotel, The 5 of us, Nadia, Irene, Jesslyn and Arthur went for Medical Checkup at nearby clinic. Jesslyn is a very friendly girl and Arthur is a bit shy. Those assigned to work in F&B had to take a jab and Jesslyn keep reminding them. the Tyroid jab needle is very thick! No! The needle is very long! It terrifies Arthur, Nadia and Irene. HAH. After we waited for Arthur (the last) to finish his medical checkup, we weren't aware that all of us can actually leave the medical center. Instead, we were all reading magazines until I looked up and asked "Why are we still here?" Nice to have these 4 people as my colleagues! :D BUT! My workplace will be at the 1st floor while the rest will be at 7th floor. It's kinda weird when their concerige is at 1st floor and front office at 7th floor. Then Nadia and Irene told me, "All the best with you and that black man." It is because the staff at the conceirge is a middle age uncle with super black face. Looks slightly scary. MAC FOR LUNCH! - budget and Halal lunch @ Liang Court. Nadia is a super funny person. She almost made me splash out my drink from my mouth. Irene laughed till she couldn't speak. Had lotsa fun :D THEN! We spot local celebrities. The table we're seated faces the escalator going to basement. Irene saw Pan Ling Ling and another female Mediacorp artiste. The one who endorsed SlimFit. Big neh neh one (Smth smth Fang). They were together and traveled down the escalator. 15 mins later, at the same spot, Irene suddenly shouted in the midst of our conversation "PIERRE PNG!" Nadia and I turned our heads and OH! he was with Andrea de Cruz :D Rain started pouring on our way to Clarke Quay MRT station. Thank god there are BIG BIG UMBRELLAS like THIS. We were so bored. So bored. So bored. See the heavy pour and the staircase! There's a mini waterfall :D WE WERE JUST A BRIDGE AWAY FROM OUR DESTINATION!!!!!!!!!!! So bored. So bored. So bored. So bored. Managed to cross the bridge and meet up with Clar and Nar @ Orchard :D:D:D Couldn't stop laughing with these 3 girls. Nar dresses kinda gothic and reminds us of Adam's Family. Clar snorts. Thus, pig :D After 'shopping' at town, they were very eager to come my house for chit chat and movie. They are morons indeed. HAH. Watched Good Luck Chuck (yes. again) - it's a nice show :D American Pie(s)'s storyline is kinda meaningless. After this photo, Nar suddenly smack me hard on my lips and I was really shock. My virgin kiss to a girl! OH! So traumatized. Love ya C.A! I'm going to KL in less than 24 hours time! :D Just a short getaway to 'reward' myself after my exams. Goodbye peeps. MWAHHHHHHHHH. 10:35 pm · Sunday, February 22, 2009 . GAGA FEVER The first time I saw her MV was when Narisa send me the video of her Official Music Video, Poker Face. She kissed Chace Crawford PASSIONATELY! I screamed my lungs out at the moment and my mum asked me what happened. Then, I showed her. That is the point of time I really hated her until she performed in one of the Miss Universe (or something). She performed JUST DANCE. :D POKER FACE MV - Where she kissed Chace Crawford in white boxers. Just white boxers. She's very talented and she writes almost all the songs in the albums and the beats to it. She also writes song of Pussycat Dolls Songs. And some Britney songs too? I think. She's unique and I think she reminds me of a combination of *Britney spears and Gwen Stefani.* I'm currently loving the song, Love Game by Lady GAGA. I love the beat to the song. The lyrics are dirty and kinda cool. :D For your information, Disco stick is a penis. Yesterday after a day helping out at my dad's workplace, Gab joined us for dinner. It was another last minute decision. He was all sweaty after a game of badminton with this extra large T-shirt and unstyled hair. I repeat. Gab joined US for dinner. us = Brother and Daddy. OMG! My dad and gab has two common topics. Buddhism Army They talk and talk and talk while Bro and I listen and occasionally stared into the space. On the car, Gab uses an example to illustrate the coldness of the weather in certain part of China. He told daddy "It's so cold that when you pee, your pee freezes." 12:36 pm · Thursday, February 19, 2009 . ELIZA IS EMPLOYED AS A CONCIERGE. A RESPONSIBILITIES OF A CONCIERGE ARE.... In hotels, a concierge assists guests with various tasks like making restaurant reservations, arranging for spa services, recommending nightclubs, finding escorts, procurement of tickets to special events and assisting with various travel arrangements and tours of interesting places to visit. In upscale establishments, a concierge is often expected to "achieve the impossible", dealing with any request a guest may have, no matter how strange, relying on an extensive list of personal contacts with various local merchants and service providers. Adapted from: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Concierge Out of 10 guests, I bet 9 and half will request for nightclub recommendations because the hotel is located in clarke quay :D I'm really glad I didn't got into housekeeping and I prayed SOOOOOO hard that I will not be assigned to housekeeping. It's not because I hate housekeeping. It's because I had a really bad dream about housekeeping. I dreamt I was in housekeeping department and there was a murder in the hotel. The murderer gave clue that he's murdering someone tonight. The hotel staff did not manage to find which room the murder is held. After he murdered (his girlfriend), he send to the front office the photos of the chopped hand of a woman, a woman's head, dissected body. After that, we manage to locate the room. The murderer left. As a housekeeper, I dreamt I had to clear up the mess. There were blood and bunches of hair all over. Then, I woke up. My mum once told me not to place your hands on your tummy when you're sleeping. You will have a nightmare. (That's what my grandmother told my mother) Indeed. When I woke up, my hand was placed right on top of my tummy. OMG. SO EERIE. ____________________ Today, I went to Geylang with Gab and Iris (Gab's classmate) joined us last minute. We only stopped by 2 food stalls in Geylang. Yong He Beancurd and YouTiao. :D Iris and I love the Taiwan Mee Sua. The saltish beancurd which Gab recommended doesn't suit my tastebud. The Xiao Long Bao is not recommended.. Awful I should say. Gab said: Another way to spot prostitutes: They carry umbrella. VERDICT: Not recommended. 2. FERMENTED BEANCURD. A.k.a Chou Tou Foo. I was here the first time with my poly clique :D Iris took the guts to gobble one piece and without hesitation, she shouted "AUNTY! ONE GREEN TEA! FASTER!" It smells like shit but it's so *crispy* on the outside and soft on the inside. So juicy. Love it. Fried pork intestine? It's really delicious. Some of you might go EWWWWWWWWW. But it taste better than the toufu. This person twisted the straw till it looks like a Question Mark. Sighs. VERDICT: COME COME COME! Lorong 30+. After the meal, we were so bloated and dropped by the Adult Shop in Geylang. Pretty fixtures and coloured walls weren't present. It look like a have-yet-renovated shop. But the variety of sex toys are wider than the variety in Condom Shop @ Lucky Plaza. The sales girl was very open with her choice of language and words. The only staff in the Adult shop. For instance, there is this man in shades wanting to know more about the product and the salesgirl will say "This is for nipple suction." "Oh. This is for the penis." "This helps to stimulate the clit by doing this. (she demostrates (not on herself) )" When Gab and I took up this metal thing which looks like a penis but much heavier, we were wondering what it was and without hesitation, the helpful salesgirl assisted us Sales girl: This is for anal. Eliza: Why is it so heavy? Sales girl: These are usually for gays. Gays like it heavy. Girls can use it too. Then Iris came over and held the metal "ROD". (Boy it IS heavy.) Unlike the shop in Orchard, there's this basket with vibrators and other toys and loose batteries which allow product demostration where customers can have hands-on opportunity to examine and touch the product. Gab placed the battery inside and switched on the vibrator and watches it swirl and vibrate. Then I stared at it too. Then Iris stared at it too. Kinda cool. It's purple and has lights. ZEET ZEET My maid told me she vaccumed a lizard at her ex-employer house. LMAO. 5:40 pm · Monday, February 16, 2009 . Siblings? YOU ARE SO WRONG. Alfie Patten, 13 year old, spent a night with his 15 year old girlfriend and the baby he's holding is his daughter. As the 2nd youngest father in UK (The first was 12) Particularly as he looks about eight and his voice hasn't broken. It is interesting to see what kind of families these kids come from. Turns out Patten's dad is a father of nine who got two women pregnant at the same time. He later married another woman, cheated on her several times and then left her for Patten's mum ( pictured below), then left her for a teen friend of one of his daughters, who he now lives with. Alfie’s half-sister Jade, 19 also had a child when she was 13. Now that his 13 year old son is a dad, Dennis Patten wants to make a quick buck. He and his former wife are fighting to sell their sons story to the papers without each others knowledge. Dennis, who abandoned his kids for his various partners reportedly said: ‘I’m taking Alfie to London with me. I want to sell his story because I’ve heard people can get us loads of money for Alfie’s story". Dennis Paton's mother, Susan, said she was loath to talk about her new granddaughter – because she did not want to "interfere with my son’s business interests". The one on the right is the mother of the child. The mother wasn't the 'star' of this incident as being pregnant at the age of 15 is considered fairly ordinary in UK. The shy lad, whose voice has not yet broken and looks like an 8 year old said: “I thought it would be good to have a baby." “I didn’t think about how we would afford it. I don’t really get pocket money. My dad sometimes gives me £10.” Wow. What's with this world? Thankfully Singaporeans don't (usually) practice such thing at such a tender age. I LOVE SINGAPORE. I LOVE LEE KUAN YEW. Sources: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2233878.ece http://big-news.blogspot.com/2009/02/child-dad-and-his-childish-dad.html 9:46 pm · Sunday, February 15, 2009 . After all my 20 years, this is the first time I officially celebrated Valentine's Day. It was 14th February 2009. We met each other at greeted each other in sync "Happy Valentine's Day!" Movies and Dinners are dull. I rejected my Plan A and head with Plan B :D The night before it, I couldn't sleep well because I'm worried my plan on Valentine's Day wouldn't work. Well, it didn't turn out perfect as planned but to me, it's perfect. and Plan B was................................................... SENTOSAAAAAAAA (you must be thinking "Chey") MEOW. Check out his sleeves. It ought to be up in 2009 spring fashion. My omnia camera is damn good. Those photos which are not so clear are from his handphone. :D MORE FLOWERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I know he has this born-Ah-Beng-face. Please TOLERATE. He said "blame his parents" Everytime we go to Sentosa, he will shout like a kid "I WANT TO PLAY LUGE!" x 100 times So here we are. Sky ride and he's afraid of heights. I love to shake the bench vigorously and see his facial expression. We took off our slippers and couldn't stop swinging our legs :D Try this next time you're on Sky Ride. Very shiok. PST! His hairy legs can trap insects. The picture taken from the camera hanging in the middle of nowhere. He wins me @ luge again. We look like construction workers. Cool eh? NEXT DESTINATION. Siloso Beach. He was supposed to dig for his presents in the sand. :D Dig and dig. Then he got distracted as a bikini girl walks past " Damn! She's attached" he mumbled and continue searching. He found "Part 1" of his present and is entitled to a free massage with massage oil! Dipping into the waters of Siloso Beach was a last minute idea and I brought my brother's pants for him. Candid Shot :D What I've planned initially was to have picnic by the beach. I wonder if Pizzahut delivers to Sentosa. After being put on hold by the PizzaHut operator for 51 decades, we decided to pop into a restaurant in Vivocity to fill our stomach. It's frogging Valentine's Day ('Frogging' to replace the 'F' word) and it's frogging a Saturday night and it's frogging at Vivocity. Every restaurant has a frogging queue. I wouldn't want to have my Valentine Dinner at the frogging Burger King and ..................... POOF! We're at Sakae Sushi @ J8 :D Efficient Staff I must say. Pasta in Sakae Sushi! Another candid. This person usually have nothing to do after he finishes his meal but to daydream and to constantly remind me to eat faster. This person is so annoying. This person took the napkin which he wiped his entire oily face and then wiped my mouth. This person makes me embarrass in public. This person sings loudly in public and when I use my fingers to "kiap" his lips, he makes a funny sound. This person burps in my face often. This person fart in my face once awhile. and DAMN! W.A.L! . 4:43 pm · Friday, February 13, 2009 . HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY EVERYONE. For the singles, REFER TO MY ARCHIVES on 14 FEBRUARY 2008. Trust me, it's NEVER miserable to be unattached. You have FREEDOM. It's not as if being attached means FREEDOM-LESS. It depends if your other half is too possessive. Well, I'm experiencing freedom though. <3 color="#ff0000">Orchard ION. After my LAST PAPER (Human Resource) today! When I stepped into the examination hall, I was ultimately excited. I saw James walked in and I tried hard to get his attention to say 'HI!' then give that spastic smile. His response was "WHAT THE HELL DOES THIS GIRL WANTS?" Then, Yiyan entered the examination hall and I also managed to get her attention and waved frantically. Eliza and her OMNIA Camera and her photographic skills. I went to the Condom Shop @ Lucky Plaza again today. Well, it's valentine's day the next day! The first time I entered was 2 years back. I spent 10 seconds there because my friends (KENNY AND THE REST) were very shy and quickly stepped out of the shop. This time, I went there alone because ONE WHITE PERSON has this GIN-NA face and didn't enter. From the cleo magazine few years back, it says vibrator costs $30 to $300 dollars. I know I'm slow but at the condom shop at Lucky Plaza, it costs $79 to $100+. Cheat my feelings. I bought something from there. Nothing related to sex or masturbation though. It's something clean which I can show my parents without getting disowned . (I think) SHOPPING AGAIN and there goes my $100 over dollars. :( Flap Flap Flap goes my money. In the evening, Gabriel (I shan't call you ShitFace on this special day), Superwhite and Jia yi came over to my house. They look busy. I will disclose what they are doing in the next post. It's CONFIDENTIAL for the time being. DING DONG goes my doorbell. My sister's valentine's roses. My wu-lai-fuo-zhang. On Gab's back. Buddhist something PALM. Another random note which happens also on 13th Feb. EH? What is this cute elephant here? The artist must be intelligent, filal, gorgeous, caring, thoughtful, sociable, lovable. and ANOTHER ANOTHER random note which also happens on 13th feb:) Here's my dad, kneeling in front of my mum who was watching the TV and my Sis' bouquet of roses. It's valentine's day today. (Since it's 1am now) I really think my plans for Valentine's Day suck. :( ALRIGHT> Last minute plans for tomorrow. Hope it'll turn out well. Happy Valentine's Day Mluv. W.A.L I love you. 10:34 pm ·