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ELIZA LOW.

10.04.1989

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Thursday, May 04, 2006

WHY CONDOMS COME IN BOXES OF 3, 6 & 12.

A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son.

They happened to walk by the condom display and the boy asked,

"What are these, Dad?"

To which the man matter-of-factly replies,

"Thoseare called condoms, son. Men use them to have safesex."

"Oh I see,"

replied the boy pensively.

"Yes,I've heard of that in health class at school."

He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks,

"Why are there 3 in this package? "

The dad replies,

"Those are for high schoolboys, ONEfor Friday, ONE for Saturday, and ONE forSunday."

"Cool" says the boy.

He noticesa 6 pack and asks, "Then who are these for?"

"Those are for college men," the dad answers,

TWO forFriday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO forSunday."

"WOW!" exclaimed the boy,

"then who uses THESE?" he asks,

picking up a 12pack!

With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied,

"Those are for the married men.

ONE forJanuary,

ONE for February,

ONE forMarch....etc."


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