Hey babes, these are FACTS

Well, since my Explorer got problems uploading photos,
I shall entertain you people with these.



The Ramses brand condom is named after the great phaoroh Ramses II who fathered over 160 children.


An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain .
(i know some people are like that.)




Starfish don't have brains.
(I know some people like that too!)




It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.
(but my brother did when i told him this. So, this so-called fact aint fact)




The male gypsy moth can "smell" the virgin female gypsy moth from 1.8 miles away.
(SMELL ME BABAY~)




To "testify" was based on men in the Roman court swearing to a statement made by swearing on their testicles.



Did you know that crocodiles never outgrow the pool in which they live? That means that if you put a baby croc in an aquarium, it would be little for the rest of its life




The longest word in the English language, according to the Oxford English Dictionary, is *pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis. The only other word with the same amount of letters is pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconioses, its plural.

*pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
Let me define this for you;
pneumono = lung
sultramicroscopic = just what it says
silico=silicon
volcano=just what it say
sconi = dust
osis = inflammation

So, this big word indicates ultramicroscopic silicon volcano dust has caused inflammation of the lungs. Stick that in your hat :)



Did you know.........

**It is impossible to lick your elbow.
**A crocodile can't stick it's tongue out.
**A shrimp's heart is in their head.
**In a study of 200,000 ostriches over a period of 80 years, no one reported a single case where an ostrich buried its head in the sand, or attempted to do so (apart from bones).
**It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.
**On average, a human being will have sex more than 3,000 times and spend two weeks kissing in their lifetime.
**Rats and horses can't vomit.
**The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language.
**Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over a million descendants.
**Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.
**The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.
**A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.
**Most lipstick contains fish scales.
**Cat's urine glows under a black-light.
**Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different.
**Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn't wear pants.
**The Guinness Book of Records holds the record for being the book most often stolen from public libraries.
**Over 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow.





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BITS OF INFORMATION TO HELP YOU THROUGH THE DAY
-If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it!)
-If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it!)
-The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
-A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes. (In my next life I want to be a pig!)
-Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. (Still not over that pig thing!)
-Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (Is that why Flipper was always smiling? And, why isn't the pig included in this list?)
-On average people fear spiders more than they do death.
-The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hmmmmm.....)
The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
-A cockroach will live nine days without it's head, before it starves to death.
-The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the males head off.
-Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (In my next life I still want to be a pig... quality over quantity!)
-Remember, when someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown. BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and smack the asshole upside the head.




******Paiseh for not having any pics~! Blame on da com will ya?
Once again, eliza rawked.

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