On the Plane




Gorgeous.













Our tour guide, Song chai, (Veggie Giveaway!) brought us to the FROGGING expensive


ELEPHANT RIDE.

Well. Elephants are one of the animals Thais respect most.
So, elephant ride is a MUST.




My sis and I!







Parents.






I bent backwards and touched's the elephant's back's hair.
GOSH.
It felt like a porcupine's spike.
It really pricks~!
^%^&#(*%&#
My dad's friend's elephant shit-ted.
Their shit is about the size of YOUR HEAD.
The shit is a shape of a hemisphere.
The sound made by the shit is POP!
This is because it falls heavily on the ground.








After a few moments,
my bro's elephant farted.
Thrice.

POOOOOF.






POOOOOOOOH.<BR>





POOOOOOOOOOOOOK!<BR>








Huat ah..









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We went to those factories and stuffs..
BORING.
Honey ones, seashells ones, jewellry ones,
BORING.
At night, we went to FANTASEA.
It cost about S$50+ per person.
It's a world class tourist attraction in Phuket.
from 7:30pm to 9pm,
we had buffet in this WOW environment.



Buffet.
One of those stalls.
The place is very grand!
It looks like a palace.
Song bo.










Posing does no harm. (I hope)








The Siamese Twins.
Eng & Chang.











Heavyweight champion goes to..
DADDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
(Who esle?)










Damn. Saw a bit of face at the extreme left?
It was suppoe to be me kissing the frog.
Because it was dark, my mum couldn't see a thing on the camera and just click it.
There. The results.
I did not take the photo again because many people were staring at me when I was taking that photo.
DAMN!
















The place where we had our meals.
It allow up to 4000 people to have their meals at the same time!
So freaking grand alright?




This 'thing' is



humongous!



ahhh!!!











Told ya.
You guys just don't believe my brother can teleport like what Abra and Mewtwo does.
Impressive huh?




It's in the genes










After the buffet, cam whoring again!


It just look like a palace!
(Perhaps a bit of temple-looking)










My dad's friend and his family.
The eight of us travelled together.
He was my dad's more than 20 yrs friend.
Yanrong, Yiyan, make sure we still remain close by then.







We are not allow to bring in cameras into the concert.
The concert is erm.. fine.
I don't like the part where the Thais are dancing and stuffs.
My bro fell asleep and I had to slap him to wake him up.
In the end I kana scolded.
I like the props, the backdrop, the effects, the acrobats, the animals!

• PROPS: Wow.
• BACKDROP: They kept changing their backdrop. The backdrop are gorgeous. So nice. So big. So real. Er. Maybe not that real.
• EFFECTS: Fireworks! The canon! The stage opened up and the performers can rise from the bottom of the stage! The lighting! The laser effect!
• Acrobats! They dropped from the ceiling! and swing around! The lighting were quite CRAZY HORSE kind. Just that they had their clothes on. They were really good. (Sorry babe, cant think of any other adjective) There were also rain effects.
• ANIMALS~!: There were geese, goats, birds (which I think are doves), chickens and ELEPHANTS! These animals are so freaking well trained! They just 'walk' from one side of the stage to the other and nowhere esle! Except for one dove which flew to the audience.. a few rounds, then went back backstage to join other doves.

*BLAH BLAH*

After the performance..

I wanted to touch the elephant's ass but my dad objected it.

He said the elephant will kick me.

aww..

While waiting for the driver to come pick us up,

there is this lady from France who were sharing the same vehicle as us.

While most of us pasted the Entrance Sticker on our clothing,

She pasted it on her boobs.

You know the drain there.

I just can't help staring at it.

(I bet you couldn't help it too.)

The French lady, my sister and I had a short conversation.

DAY 2

Another day of FREE AND EASY.

We went shopping at this place which I find it similar to PARAGON (Thai edition)

Branded goods /boutiques and has the same supermarket as Paragon.

We reached there at 8 plus 9am.

Goddamn know which shopping centre opens at 8am?

This wasn't the shopping centre we wanted to go.

We got the wrong shopping centre.

Who cares? We shopped till we dropped. (Almost?)

In the early evening,

we went to the beach which has close proximity to our hotel.

Just cross one ultra short road

and POOF!

THE BEACH!

THE BITCH!

WHATEVER!

We jet skiing!

Saw that? that's my brother.

I'm his coach.

*GRINS*

There were people Para-sailing too.

While the locals over there were catching mussels (I think) on the shore, my dad wanted to try it out too.

Instead of the mussels, he caught...

HERMIE! My dad caught these two hermit crabs on the beach!

And you know what? My dad managed to catch everything except for the mussels [which the locals are catching..]

Other than these two hermit crabs, he caught..

1. A fish. (Which he claimed that it bit his leg)
2. A baby baby baby crab.
3. A different type of clam.
4. And I've forgotten.

My brother and sister saw a group of men taking off their trunks!

SKINNY DIPPING IN BROAD DAYLIGHT!

WOOO HOO!

GoddaMN.

I.

Did.

Not.

See.

It !!!!

At night, makan at this seafood restaurant.

Great food.

Great Cheese Prawns

Great fish

Great Me.

DAY 3

ISLAND ISLAND ISLAND!

BEACH BEACH BEACH!

BITCH BITCH BITCH!

YEAH!

Goddamn!

There is a (WOO AHH..) hunk on the same boat as me!

Unfortunately, he had a girlfriend ( I think)

With my shades on, I keep on peeping him.

Who cares? No one knows I'm staring at him.

I guess his gf and him are from England.

Another old couple is from Denmark.

They don't really understand English. Hmm..

We went snokelling~!

Tonnes of different species of fishes!

The deeper the water, the more the species.

My sis and I went snokelling.. and let our body float on the water..

Float float..

Swim Swim..

WE WERE SO FAR FROM THE SHORE!

The waters were so deep!

The fishes were so beautiful!

Then I started to panick.

The wave was strong.
My sis and I swam and swam towards the shore.

Non-stop.

My limbs were tired.

But I continued.

Onward and Persevere!

Finally. I reached the shore.

My sister was still far behind.

Woah. I didn't know I was that fast!

*grins*

My brother wanted to take picture with bikini babes.

Two behind.

And he's grinning from ear to ear.

At the beach, you will feel as if you're in Australia.

ANG MORS EVERYWHERE!

( I bet huiling [french horn] will love that place as much as I do. )

I LOOK SHORT! (yeah \/)

This is because of the refraction.

To calculate the refractive index, you use

Alright. Back to the bitches.

At the beach..

Actually, There were a few boats.

I edited them away!

POOF!

Watermelon at the beach! Feel so beachy! (bitchy! Whatever!)

Alright.. these are the photos taken at the 1st Island.

On the boat to the 2nd 'island', my bro sat beside the hunk!

He's really a hunk man!

My sis kept saying that his girlfriend is beautiful.

Yep. I agree.

They made a great pair.

The so-call island is our second destination.

THERE WERE NO ISLAND!

We were told to jump into the waters!

You jump....

I jump..

Cut That Crap Eliza.

Alright.

There were tonnes of fishes!

Spot me!

I know I look hideous. But this is the only photo with my face while I'm snorkelling.

The 3rd island is almost the same as the 1st island.

(WAH KAO. EAT MONEY LAH!)

Fishes too.

Just that there were lots more corals.

The fishes there were more erm.. friendly? Whatever.

I sat in the waters and did not move. (It was shallow you see.)

The fishes bit me!

I've collected tonnes of shells from the beaches there!

After I've found a sweet sweet bottle to put those sweet sweet seashells, I'll take a photo of it to show you.

FISHES!

Lazy to upload the rest of the photos because they all looked the same to me.

Ater that, we went shopping again.

Thses were lotsa shophouses.

The items they were selling were almost similar.

I bought this Tube Dress!

[Photo to be uploaded some other days]

Over there, you can bargain like nobody's business.

A shawl at a starting price of 650 Baht to 150 Baht.

TAI LANG SIA! (In hokkien)

TAI = Chop/Kill

LANG = People.

SIA = MANZ!

Street of Phuket.

The number of Ah guas (Transvestites)

Main Entry: trans·ves·tite

Pronunciation: tran(t)s-'ves-"tIt, tranz-

Function: noun

: a person and especially a male who adopts the dress and often the behavior typical of the opposite sex especially for purposes of emotional or sexual gratification.<BR>

I think I have used the wrong word. TRANSVESITITE means cross-dressing?! (ONLY?)

So I saw a few AH GUAS Dancing at the.. Small stage / table.

With drunkard horny ang mors and curious people (E.g me) around them.

They were ultimarely sexy and WOOT!

Beautiful!

They were dancing sexily.

One of them kept pushing his(her)/her(his) [Aiya. Whatever] own boobs.

The nutcracker you know?

Then!!!

THEN!

SHE/HE SPOKE.

My hair tingles.

Chills goes down my spine.

She's a man afterall. (duh)

Prostitution is common too.

Some prostitute will be 'lucky' to be chosen by one handsome ang mor.

But most of the time, the ang mor is above 30 years old. So, not that handsome lahhhhhh.

[Lot of stuffs to say under this section but may be parental advisory. So I decided not to type it out.]

Day 4. Last Day.

The flight was 10:30pm. We had one whole day of NOTHING.

We went shopping again.

Then I saw this t-shirt.

We went to the beach outside our hotel/resort.

my dad and his 20 years friend.

I told you. My sister is fat.

Being old does not means you cannot have weird pose.

[the same caption as the one previously mentioned.]

This is what the tour guide

Everyone knows SAWADEEKAP / SAWADEEKAH.

SAWADEEKAP is for males.

SAWADEEKAH is for females.

The tour guide told us this..

"For Ah gua, they use SAWADEEHAP."

New knowledge!

THE ROOM.

>

I love this part. The see-thru toilet! Great for couples.

I really was bathing. My sis took this photo while testing the camera.

View from the resort.

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