It's one hour and fifteen minutes till the soccer match.
It will be a match full of local vulgarities and expected scores.
What will you be expecting?
9 - 0?
Well, at least it is not two-digits.
I'm not trying to put Singapore down but it'll be match which humiliate the Singapore team.
Well, I know it's just a friendly match. I'm neutral actually.

VS
Why am I not surprise to see majority of the Singaporeans wearing yellow tonight,
cheering for the 9 inches and above.
Once again, I'm neutral. No objections :D
Pst. I've realised more disadvantages if I will to go to Orlando.
a.m.r.i.g.s.h.s.es.